May the 4th isn’t just a Star Wars holiday! It’s also the US Release date for The Avengers, one of the most anticipated movies of 2012! In honor of that, we’re giving away ANOTHER $50 Gift Certificate to to the person that comes up with the best caption (as judged by us here at GG) for the image below. Winner will be announced at Noon PST on Friday, May the 4th 2012.

So, without further ado…

(Yes, we know Deadpool’s not an Avenger. We thought this was funny. Just roll with it.)

89 Responses to “Caption This! Avengers Edition”

  1. ”I used to be a ninja like you, and then I took a gattling gun to the face”!

    Awesome work by the way, was that done in Zbrush ?

  2. So, the tree that needs trimming is around back.

  3. Yo Big guy, one word: Sunscreen!

  4. You call that a gun? Now THIS is a gun!

  5. Can i take you home?

  6. Deadpool: I was expecting someone one bigger.

  7. Deadpool: I was expecting someone bigger.

  8. What do you mean you didnt order a pizza ???

  9. Love your eyes…they match my scooter

  10. Haven’t you ever heard that you meet the nicest people on a honda?

  11. deadpool: F@&k I knew i should have made a left at albuquerque!!!

  12. I ain’t afraid of the Silver Samurai, and I certainly ain’t afraid of no Bronze Samurai!

  13. J.Lo, meet me behind Wal Mart for a quickie…..Elektra will never know!

  14. I’ll take two orders of flied rice!!

  15. Deadpool – “Excuse me, but have you seen 4 hot chick come by here?”

  16. “Okay…hold still…say “cheese”"!

  17. ok, OK! yours is bigger then mine!

  18. Can I borrow your helmet.

  19. Take me to the headcase in the schoolgirl uniform. I’ve written a check a Wiseman said she might cash.

  20. Mom..?!

  21. Deadpool “…”
    Samurai “…”
    (These guys weren’t big talkers as I recall… well I thought it was funny! :-p )

  22. What is up with everybody getting jealous of my scooter?

  23. So…yeah. I thought you had balls instead of a gun, but either way, I will still kick your balls! Get it, balls! Ha! I get me! I kill myself…Oh hell…”-Deadpool, the MERC with a MOUTH!

  24. It’s bad enough the neighbors put up this awful fence, Now I have to put up with the Giant Lawn Ornament as well? The Home Owners Association is gonna hear about this one!!

  25. This isn’t my mom’s house !!!!

  26. I know that I am late, but this is the Samuria Convention, right? Man, I need to invest in a GPS. – Deadpool

  27. Dude! Get that thing outta my face! I don’t do faux bronze!

  28. Deadpool: “Hey Samu-rip-off, you want to try to shoot my head off, good luck. But Sam-originality….you breaking the fourth wall offends me much more than the large gun in my face…”

  29. “So, put down the weapon and we’ll pick up some Mushu Gai Pan. I’ll introduce you to Lady Deadpool, what do you say?”

  30. Samuri- sweet ride!
    Deadpool- ya.. this is how I get the ladies!

  31. It slices, it dices, it’s the new Colossal Samurai 3000 and it can be yours for 4 easy payments of $59.99 (please note: the Colossal Samurai 3000 cannot actually slice and/or dice as it wields a gatling gun instead of a sword, but golly gosh it looks bad ass)

  32. Yeh “I think maybe the scooter is not enough and I should have asked for help from the Avengers after all”

  33. Yippee-ki-yaaaa, motherff$@#!!!!!

  34. “Sorry, I’m not into Gun Guys, I’m more into Blade Babes, and I do so love running with sharp objects !”

  35. Man! grand pappy gets ALL the coolest toys!

  36. “It’s BIG…,it’s LONG.., and it’s COMING right at yeah!!”

  37. Dp: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.

  38. There’s no use getting belligerent about it; my dad said I’m not allowed to give ANYONE a ride on the handlebars!

  39. One vasectomy coming right up!

  40. You get how many miles to the gallon ??? Ooh I gots to get me one of those !

  41. Samurai: Say hello to my little friend!
    Deadpool: Thats what he said! Or is it what she said. I’m confused I better scoot on outta here. Ha ha get it I’m on a scooter. Whatever it’s stil little.

  42. Let me just say that the Iron Giant is my favorite movie of all time.

  43. “Kelly Clarkson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  44. Whaddya know? It looks like that old gypsy was right…I DID run into a bipedal cancer machine on a scooter.

  45. Deadpool: “I hope it’s an air dryer… I hope it’s an air dryer…”

  46. DP: “Excuse me Sir?, when does the tour start for the Great Wall of China?” Samurai: Silence… DP: “This IS the Great Wall right?” Samurai: Silence…. DP: “I hope so because I can’t get my rental fee back for this scooter…” Samurai: Silence…. DP: “Gosh, tour guides are so rude….”

  47. You mind if I borrow that gun?

  48. “Whoah!! Buddy!! Not on the first date. I’m just not that kind of girl!” “Ok, maybe I am that kind of gal, but you are really not my type!”

  49. DP: “So tell me if you heard this one…”; ” A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Samurai walk into a bar.”
    Samurai: “…….”
    DP: (Tapping on Gattling Gun)”….is this thing on?”

  50. Deadpool:”Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

  51. Deadpool: Hay, careful! You can poke someone’s eye out with that thing.

  52. “You know what they say about psycho’s with BIG guns” Right?

  53. Deadpool: Alright bro, j-just settle down, bro…

  54. Oh I must have missed the “Bring the biggest gun you own” memo.

  55. “You over compensating for something?”

  56. “Excuse me, I think I made a wrong turn back there”

  57. Oh I must have missed the “Bring your biggest gun to the party” memo…go figure.

  58. So is that a gun in your hand or are just happy to see me?

  59. Have you ever thought about doing porn?

  60. Deadpool: Is that a gun in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

  61. No,The salesman said it was a corvette, just like the song.

  62. Hey, all I ask for was extra egg rolls! No need to get so upset.

  63. Deadpool:”Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

  64. Give me back my bike!

  65. No you can,t ride on the handlebars.

  66. Well thats gonna leave a rainbow skid… Thanks, thanks a lot.

  67. Yup, was just mindin my own business, when this huge creature came out and slugged me

  68. DP: Uhhhh I think I just soiled my scooter!

  69. I should have made a left in Albuquerque!!!

  70. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire 1000 shots or only 999?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself…

  71. “Normally when a red-eyed baddie points a gun that big in my face I think they are overcompensating, but in your case, I’m just jealous!”

  72. “Is this the audition for the Avengers sequel? Do you offer valet parking for scooters? Hello?”

  73. Sure I can give you a ride. Hop on back!

  74. i don’t care how many times you ask, the answer is no!!! you can’t ride my bike!!!

  75. You WILL go back and pay for your parking, Mr Deadbeat…I mean pool!

  76. Man, I hate Mondays.

  77. “I can’t see any reason that would cause it not to fire. Try pulling the trigger!” ~Deadpool’s last words

  78. Ok, ok, I think we can work this out. How would you like to go get some tacos?

  79. Sam: I can’t work with these!

    DP: What’s wrong?

    Sam: Well, you bought me dishwashing gloves. There’s no *fine touch*…

    DP: You said “gloves”…

    Sam: No, no, these are too thick.

  80. Normally, it’s impossible to look confident while staring down a gihugic chainsaw and sitting on a Vespa…but I pull it off.

  81. No…Really…. I din’t even know you had a doughter!

  82. “maybe we should just use a nail file instead?”

  83. Where is the boy who hurt you honey?

  84. Ummm….could you give me directions to the nearest 7-11?

  85. Deadpool>> Hey can’t we all just get along!!To bad that I didn’t bring my little freind. If not I would have been saying …. Say HELLO to my little friend… :D

  86. “Oh My goodiness” where in the world did you find that out fit and scooter???
    I just have to have it because it will make my eyes stand out better.

  87. Could you please get that thing out of my face! I’m getting gun envy.

  88. Take it easy! All I said was you looked a bit horny..

  89. I went to a gunfight strapped with weapons and a super-cool Vespa, and all I got was shot by a giant demon samurai with a freaking Vulcan cannon.

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